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There is no 'free' lemonade :: Terry Savage

Apparently, children being in a giving mood give this Terry Savage character a raging headache and instills in him a desire to kill and maim.

Y’know, something tells me that if Terry and her unfortunate relatives were driving through an upscale neighborhood and the children giving away the lemonade were being watched by a fucking nanny, that those little girl’s parents aren’t exactly being put out of house and home over a few packets of lemonade mix and a handful of candybars.

I bet she’s a hoot at a party that has an open bar. “NO, YOU MAY NOT GIVE ME A WHITE WINE SPRITZER! CHARGE ME SOMETHING FOR IT, FREELOADER!!!!!”

What a fucking bitch. Just take the lemonade and drive away, you awful, awful woman.

Source: suntimes.com