February 2008
LiveBlogging the Rerun Of the Democratic Debate
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Blue-Eyed People Unite!!! →
Us blue-eyed people, we’re special. Even science says so. So, unless you don’t believe in science (I’m talking to YOU, Kansas) you can no longer contend that I am not special.
Scientists have discovered that, initially, all humans had brown eyes. It was a genetic mutation that caused blue eyes to first appear. I have a […]
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Blue-Eyed People Unite!!!
Us blue-eyed people, we’re special. Even science says so. So, unless you don’t believe in science (I’m talking to YOU, Kansas) you can no longer contend that I am not special. Scientists have discovered that, initially, all humans had brown eyes. It was a genetic mutation that caused blue eyes to first appear. I have a pair of striking blue eyes. Well, they may not be striking,...
The worst album covers ever created →
Priceless. It makes you wonder if these folks have any self-awareness at all…
ESPN.com - E-ticket: Who is this guy? →
Interesting…
Obama vs. McCain in 2008 Presidential Race? →
As the Presidential race narrows, it’s starting to look like it will be Obama v McCain in November. Sounds great, right? The better candidate from each party duking it out for ownership of the once great nation we call U.S. and A… Not so fast! What if the McCain ticket reads ‘McCain/Giuliani - 911 Foreva’?
and not […]
January 2008
Sod has a superiority complex. →
If you have some free time, I’d like to get all elitist and annoying for just a while. Won’t take but a moment or so, I swear.
This last week’s #1 movie at movie theaters nationwide was a film called Meet The Spartans. Never heard? Of course you have. They only played the trailer on TV […]
Stupid and Avoidable →
I’m sorry, but if a dark figure ws trying to break down my front door, even though I don’t have a gun, I’d be proactive in finding a large object to stop them with. Fourth Amendment…you try to come into my house and I don’t know why, and you have an obviously ill intent, I’m going to stop you, period. It’s extremely sad that someone had to die in this...
Republicans make Fox News sick | Salon.com →
I feel like I should make like Nero at a time like this. Anyone have a violin?
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Dear John
With John Edwards out of the presidential race, the main question on everyone’s lips has been: Who will he endorse? At this point, it’s probably a foregone conclusion that I’m in favor of Barack Obama. He seems sincere about bringing unity back to our fractured political process. He’s eloquent and thoughtful. He’s realistic about what can and cannot be done while...
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V-Moda Stinks
I have a $100 pair of headphones. $100 for headphones sure seems like a lot to pay to most of you, I’m sure. Not that I’m calling you cheap. Not at all, I’m just assuming that you’re practical about these sorts of things and think that paying that amount of money for headphones is idiotic.
You may be right.
I usually think along those same lines. Since I’m hard on...
Bush Issues Signing Statement On Defense Act,... →
“John Edwards has spent a lifetime fighting to give voice to the voiceless and...”
– Barack Obama
(sent to John Edwards after he dropped out of the race)
Did Hillary Clinton really win in Florida? →
WatchA classic SNL sketch or a stunning look into a recent conversation between Barack Obama and Bill Clinton? You decide.
“Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself....”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Sod forgot to put a coversheet on his TPS report. →
If you, like me, are currently daydreaming of throwing your computer like a shotput halfway across a crowded office, have I got a treat for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4a1z7NLnNk For you, that was pure video hilariousness. For me, only the unfortunate reality that I’m pretty much in the same kind of mood as that every single day I come […]
Toddler Zapped By Stun Gun →
I really, really, really want to tazer this dude in the fucking eyes. Psychopath motherfucker.
Someone give George Bush a God damn fucking civics... →
Right on!
MythBusters-7 Tech Headaches and How to Fix Them →
I love Mythbusters…
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Sod likes monkeys. →
The other day, without warning, a package arrived on my desk at work. I don’t know where it came from. I don’t know who left it. And, most ominously, I don’t know what it means. As you can clearly see from the photographic evidence above, the offending package is a barrel of monkeys. This is not […]
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I Took A Personality Test
Yup, a personality test. Sara had to take one for work, and thought it would be interesting for me to take one as well. I wasn’t so sure. In fact, I’m still not so sure, 25 questions later. Each of the questions included five two-word descriptions of personality traits, and you have to chose which one best describes you, which one least describes you and two others that you rank on a...
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The Departed
Damn, this was a good movie! I know, I know, you all knew this a year ago and some of you probably told me so. It took me this long to finally see it, and that’s incredibly sad. But damn, that was a good film. Nicholson killed, DiCaprio was enthralling and Damon managed not to get in the way of a scene-stealing Alec Baldwin. Not to mention Wahlberg playing every ounce out of his one-note...
Hockey! →
Tonight was the NHL All-Star game. Did you watch it?
Yeah, neither did I.
While trolling through Youtube looking for highlights, I stumbled across a little primer to get us all up to speed on hockey rules and terminology for the second half of what I can only assume has been an exciting season, so far. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw Hockey, the […]
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Third Wheel
I’ve been feeling like a third wheel lately. Wherever I go, whomever I hang out with, I end up feeling like the odd man out. It makes a guy paranoid, after awhile. I start to wonder if I did something to piss my friends off. I start to wonder if they even liked me in the first place. I end up mind-fucking myself to the point where I don’t know what to think anymore. Constant...
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Sod Covers the NHL All-Star Game
Tonight was the NHL All-Star game. Did you watch it? Yeah, neither did I. While trolling through Youtube looking for highlights, I stumbled across a little primer to get us all up to speed on hockey rules and terminology for the second half of what I can only assume has been an exciting season, so far. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw[/youtube] Hockey, the gentleman’s...
Margaret Thatcher told navy to raid Swedish coast →
A President Like My Father - New York Times →
'Silly husband' commercials are starting to tax my... →
Colbert Writers Disturb Congress →
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Sailor Jerry Wins the Spiced Rum Challenge →
My recent duties as the technical admin for SodBlog (and idol of millions) have turned me to the bottle, and my sauce of choice has long been spiced rum. So in an attempt to garner corporate sponsorship from an honest booze-peddling corporation, I am professing my love of Sailor Jerry’s spiced rum in what is […]
Will religion sabotage Charlotte's future? →
WatchI. Want. To. See. This. Movie.
Bruce Feldman Blog - Meyer at Center of... →
Urban Meyer is a snake.
Someday, Sod will dance on your grave. →
See these two sorry looking sons-of-bitches pictured above? The one to the left is Fred Phelps, the inbred leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. To his right is John Gibson, one of the pinheads who works at FOX News. Right now, I’m wasting perfectly good bandwidth hosting images of these two slimy bastards, […]
Would that cheeseburger still sound good if you... →
I’m guessing the answer is “yes…and if you’ll excuse me, I need to go for a five-mile run.”
Sod is Sliding Toward Ricky Henderson-land →
Some of you may have noticed that we here at Sod like to refer to ourselves in the third person. One of Sod’s writers started doing it months ago, and the rest of us have dutifully followed suit. That’s how you end up with titles like, “Sod Thinks that Vampire In Brooklyn Was Totally Underrated,” […]
NPR: U.S., Iraq Ponder Long-Term Treaty →
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Laughter over death leads to longer sentence -... →
As my mother would say…classy.
Do's and don'ts with babies :: Hilarious pics →
Yet another reason why I would not make a good parent; I’ve discussed some of these things with my wife at one time or another, and we’ve both laughed at them. Also, I tried to pick up my nephew by palming his head, once. My sister-in-law was not amused.
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I'd Love to Beat the Shit Out of John Gibson
Just to teach him a lesson. Not for no reason. I’m not a violent person. Even though it’s very much deserved, I’m sure it would be fun to beat the living shit out of Fox News’ John Gibson. Just to pummel him into a bloody, gasping, crying mess before turning disdainfully away to go get a cold beer and laugh about how quickly he started begging for mercy. For a guy that...
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Sod is Sliding Toward Ricky Henderson-land
Some of you may have noticed that we here at Sod like to refer to ourselves in the third person. One of Sod’s writers started doing it months ago, and the rest of us have dutifully followed suit. That’s how you end up with titles like, “Sod Thinks that Vampire In Brooklyn Was Totally Underrated,” “Sod Reviews a Movie You Saw Last Summer,” “Soddog,”...
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Topless Robot - John Rambo's Solutions to 5... →
My only question; It says that this was written by John Frusciante…is it the RHCP John Frusciante? Because that makes it even more funny. As a matter of fact, just read this ASSUMING that it’s the RHCP John Frusciante…you’ll thank me.
Sod is perfectly in touch with today’s youth. →
In a primary season where the top two Democratic challengers for the Presidency are a black man and a woman, you just have to admire the Republicans for not only putting forward a white man for the job yet again, but quite possibly the whitest man who was ever born. And that whitest of white […]